So i’ll be unrealistic and in hopes someone might want to blast me.

regardless of the situation or dilemma you are in, I want to give you kudos, because you have acheived what about 35% (roughly exaggerated) of the male (of dating age) population could only hope for (being in a “good” relationship and having other girls into you also).

now lets dig in. now is she a “Working Girl” (and working girls could be described as the the poster described the “other” girl, just a rarity) as others might have insinuated? because generally those girls will tend to like anything and everything you like. I myself would not condone relationships based on quid pro HO, but there can be some benefits to relationships of this nature (but i wouldn’t know much of them since my only forray into this area of life comes from movies with overtly excessive storylines).

OT:

maybe its for context purposes and for the readers to infer his current bird is of the weight-challenged variety (i consider all skinny and over healthy people to be in this variety).

(now WAY OT- this show is something i came across a few days ago and it was actually very interesting.http://www.channel4.com/programmes/supersize-vs-superskinny)

ok now back on track. people have asked whats wrong with the current one or whats missing? sometimes people its just not that easy, some people are drawn to things they havent had before or something they havent had in a long time. it seems that his current SO (this is purely conjecture) has been able to give him the type of relationship that allows them to balance each other, and now the new girls offers a different perspective of being more evenly keeled.

so with both of those known he has to figure out whats going to happen for him. its not just as simple as telling the OG that its nice how she feels and he should just stay with his SO. relationships reach a breaking point (pun intended), in which it evolves to the next level or you learn to part ways. there must be something going on with him or the SO in that he would even be entertaining something of this sort. so question alot of have asked is (paraphrased and reshaped) is this the SO that you’ll spend another 2years with?

now for the finale and by far my crowning glory for this post. i see the original poster as a beta. he by and far might be on the other end of the spectrum for what is about to be said (since the majority of men would never be on the same end of what is about to be discussed). now a disclaimer, though it might seem i might consider this, in all realities i might just be like the rest of the cattle and moo my way along, but in the cases where they havent cut my balls off and i’m still a bull then i guess it aint slim pickens’.

so your in a relationship with a girl for 2 years, who obviously to you appears to be “A Catch” and being that your relationship is pretty nondescript you appear to be at ease with how things are going. you then befriend another girl who is of different caliber but held within high regard (but not quite/yet the same regard as your SO of 2 years, there is potential of some sort).

now the first question is do the SO and OG know each other?
yes.. then the likelihood of this going over well either way has dropped significantly.
no.. then you do have some outs.

in either scenario you can choose to do the following:

1. tell the OG that your in a good relationship and you can be friends
2. tell the SO its over and move the OG into the newly vacant spot
3. cheat on the SO and do the business with the OG (not my recommendation)
4*. talk to the SO about moving the relationship to the next level…

*(caveat only if SO doesnt know OG)

wait wait wait, stop. you the original poster and all the readers are going WTF! next level?! yes read what i said clearly. so let me break it down clearly (as clear as i can):

Talk with the SO.
jokingly at first hint at something along the lines of “Riding the Tricycle” (or any other Idioms you so choose to mean 3-some).
you must be persistent, but definitely not pushy (i would suggest studying in the art of the JEDI. highly powerful and proven to work, shit there is a 6-episode Documentary about it).
typically in a relationship that has been fairly intimate (and at 2 years long, wouldn’t know, but friends tell me they can now do some interesting things in the bedroom, i just typically try throw a “fakeout” if there is a second date with some dessert) will alot for this type of discussion, so dont be scared to talk about.
once the SO has warmed up to the idea, then you begin the master plan.

first you talk to the OG and let her know you are with your SO (btw the plan here is to keep the SO regardless of outcome) but would still definitely like to hang out (ALL TOGETHER!) and be close (dont say friends since it will jeopardize the tricycle, because i know i wouldn’t share a tricycle with a friend (unless they were lesbians plain and simple)). this will be an investment right here, you and the 2 have to hang out (ALL TOGETHER!) for at least a month or so to build a comfortable relationship.

ok so its been 73 days and 16 hours (everyone is different of course, demonstration purposes only). you have to do something nice for the SO here (but not to nice or it will seem like you really want something). i suggest a normal unexpected dinner (if unexpected dinners are not common you better make them almost expected during those previous 73 days), but this dinner will have slight more penache (sorry just ran out words) and also definitely more alcohol involved. over the course of the meal and well into the tipping point of alcohol you re-hash the whole tricycle discussion and now work into the conversation of this relationship’s brand new best friend the OG and how she might be a good person to move the relationship to the “NEXT LEVEL”. being that the SO has warmed up to it already, and she is well lubricated (sorry no pun intended this time) and satisfied (well after you knock them boots later that night, she’ll be complete). you have now just sealed the deal with the SO and so far in the clear from her backlash.

day 74, talk with the OG like you normally would. tell her that you and the SO have really enjoyed hanging out and love that everyone has gotten closer (must emphasize how much you have loved getting closer, with out looking creepy) and then invite her out for the night of day 76 (yes along with the SO dumby).

day 76, you guys head out for a night of good fun. typically choose something that wont lead to pairing up (bowling, pool hall, etc). now i wont go into great detail on sealing the deal (since this is long enough), but you have to use those JEDI powers you acquired to have the SO start to initiate the flirting with the OG. and then proceed to flirt also and once you get the nod from the SO proceed to… well you know. the whole key here is to get the SO to commit to being first in the exchange. once this is completed it is all open roads ahead.

day 77, you wake and Mission: Tricycle is now completed (proof being that you wake up to both of them). now here is where you finangle your way into a relationship with both at the same time. get up before they do make them breakfast and open the forum for discussion of this relationship moving forward ALL TOGETHER. at this point you are o your own to keep the relationship working with both.

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wooh. sorry that was extremely long and not as precise as i was hoping. but the gist of it basically revolves around the poster looking at an option to have the 3 B’s* between 2 girls in 1 relationship. (dam i hoped you like that one at least)

*3 B’s BOOTY BEAUTY & BRAINS
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Writer’s Notice:
1. Why choose when you could have both?
2. I understand the convolutedness of the entire post and it was not my intention, but shit happens. Also yes there were many omissions to details and also those “Fact Of the Matter” (what if OG wasnt up/down with the whole situation, what if there was backlash, etc), and also time-leaping, in an effort to not overtly thread-jack (EPIC FAIL).The latter part of the post has yet to be personal experience, because the last time when a similar situation presented itself, SO was ceremoniously dismissed for a piece of ass.

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ps. sorry for the length, but the topic just called out to me.

pps. thanks for reading this far

LINK OMITTED

the above link to my post was some pretty good writing in my opinion (because lately i have written shite not worthy of TP).

so lets begin, for this is going to be a throw down.

1. did you ever consider to say ask the girl “hey do you have any plans to throw my shit (shit meaning heart) through the meat grinder by allowing your VJJ to be revolving door for COCK.

- these are supposed to sound the way they are written -

2. NuCLear_miNdEd
- i guess i would say i am somewhat like you. i have a shit ton of weirdness, crudeness, cuteness, fatness, and probably many other -ness-ESQ things to me. i have been cheated on and i will be as bold to say that i have convinced a philly or 2 to initiate the cheat-tang. but never have i committed the actual act of cheating on a current significant other (but i have broken up/ “taken a break” FRIENDS RE-HASH with a girl to score temporary booty and as it has been said by some i can be morally askew person). but never and i mean never have i had a string of bad luck like you have (which i will elaborate on as we go on).

3.

i quote her and then i use this quote for a simple brain titillation:

when the quote are used simultaneously they speak volumes for what your going through. yes there are alot of girls out there (50% of the ones you meet.. well for you, you got the shit end of the bell curve .. will not or wont cheat), but all of them have the potential to be cheaters and its hard to deny that fact alone, but we are definitely sentient beings and have the ability to proactively choose our own best path.

4. as i read more comments and yours, your definitely right to think that there isnt something wrong with you from your perspective. but to your current significant other pre- & post cheat, like everyone said she must have found that je ne sais quoi in the other dude that would allow him to park his car in her garage.

*sidenote: i might have missed it but did they all give you reasons for the cheat-tang?
*sidenasty: did you ever consider that she might just be a 2 car garage? (your welcome)

5.

she makes a few great points here, one i want to point out is what do you do after its done? i know a girl whose husband mind you (should be called a HUSBANG, because he was at one point banging as much as the bells during christmas), was a nymphomaniac (i wish i could make this up) who before during and to this day of there relationships has issues yet she is still with because she feels that they are soulmates. to each his/her own, for me if got cheated on i’d be bitter and sad to start and then i would move on and realize that is was for the best (with one caveat, if i had a kid with the girl then i might become vindictive… trouble childhood representative).

6. relaxer: cheating is cheating is cheating, we all know the facts and its about 50/50 split on either line.

7. in regards to the dating around and qualifying, i personally still like point #1 that i made above. but briefly, the qualification process cant be difficult and may backfire more often than not, for one easy reason your expectations are to high. there are just a few key things that i recommend you look for: ASS TITS TEETH & FEET and thats it…. no i am just kidding thats only part of it. for me when i look for those relationship types (not that i dont look, but more over i dont try to look anymore right now… TEMPORARY. Period) conversability (impossible to find in places with controlled substances) and aura (which includes the aforementioned physical features). ok more on aura, it relates to that je ne sais quoi magnetism bullshit whatever type, clear? good.

8.

DUDE!!!! classic. laying pipe. classic. intimacy (N-2-U-S-ME) is also something most guys dont take advantage of. i said in my other post and let me re-hash with a little more a good key to booty is intimacy (or for you model 8-pack wax my ball {yes singular. its overweight if you have 2} mofos that can get girls by accidentally tearing their shirts off) but if you can be intimate with a girl, then the booty all but follows.

9. breather for the closer. stretch. focus and continue.

10. this post was put up not “posted” to help give you closure or in my opinion help at all. this was just a way for me to channel me to you the original poster. cheating happens regardless, we can be on the look out for signs or whatever and always try to have the eyes on the back of our head so to speak or we can deal with what happens. when a cheat-tang occurs you have one of two options (of which one has a 2 sub-options).

1. break up and move on… wax the “car” and find the next garage to park in.

or

2. work it out and continue the relationship…………………..
a. you love her and this was only a minor hiccup —> proceed past go and collect $200.
b. you reassure that everything is in the past and we can move on and be happily ever after, then you hire a russian and/or asian prostitute (sorry but this would be fastest most effective, he could troll around bars but that is hit and miss) invite a few people over a special dinner for your girl (make sure its mostly your friends and just a couple of her so so friends) make a sex tape with aforementioned… and proceed to play for the viewing audience. after that down the biggest drink you have in front of her and then lie to her that you have the CLAP and the burn isnt part of her menstrual cycle. and make sure to video tape the reveal (because these type of situations its all about the reveal) and then send it to me:

YOU JUST GOT FUCKED!
PO BOX 1423
Mountme Springs, WA 98124

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Well in hopes that there was something learned, I leave with this:

Cheating is a game of being fucked and getting fucked… but it can also mean that you have to see your doctor for a special cream the next day.

ps. yes i know most analogies are classics, but classics always work the best. with the exception of the one i used in post site at the top.

pps. thanks again for reading this far.

back when i used to do the whole serious relationship thing, there was this one ex that i just had a hard time trusting. i mean she never really did anything for me not to trust her (except at the end when i got back into town early and caught her whoreness whoring it up), she was just one of those girls that didnt have many girl friends and a shit ton of guy friends that were like me but didnt like me (she was a car model at the time, now has 2 kids no more car modelling). for me this girl always made me feel uneasy when she’d be off gallabanting with her guy friends (who i know would want a piece of that action, and one of them won out. but she cheated on him 7 months later which i guess is karma).

see here is problem #1:

is that the majority of girls that i am friends with, originally started with me having a thing for them (literally my thing was for them) but either we got it our of our system, she shot me down then felt bad, or yada yada.

ok back to discussion. i always seemed to get into relationships that were with girls that were highly pursued by other guys and that never really had a bunch of girlfriends. so it caused me to develop a phobia towards SURFACE AREA girls (at the time i had a thing for girls with no substances). when i started dating more girls that were actually filled with more brain substance than a 9 year old, i found myself at point getting bored (yes i know i am a horrible person according to most) and those girls ended up just being good friends, that i would end up telling my problems to about other chicks ( and to them i give a standing ovation and all my love and probably would do anything for them the ones that are friends at least).

now problem #2: GIRLS DO NOT READ SMALL PRINT

me = single, way too many hot friends (see paragraph 2 for reference). i was definitely not the guy to have around your girlfriend. i would tell all these girls that their boyfriends where shit-sticks or whatever (and yes they were shit-sticks, see a majority of girls are attracted to there fixer-up boyfriends). i mean it was even at a point (i posted about this already but cant remember the post) but i was sleeping with some (no sex, just intimacy (guys intimacy then the booty, and there hooked for life)and they were telling boyfriends other stories), but then when the girl comes around i’ve already moved on.

i guess the above plays on the whole forbidden fruit thing. so to all the guys out there your girlfriends are always going to be more than friends… they are the next “Juicy Fruit”. so beware and keep your game tight because i’ll call out a buster anywhere anytime.

With the above said, alot of thing have changed over the years. right now at this moment i am way to completely jaded when it comes to relationships (especially those of the serious variety).

One thing I am is upfront about my intentions and now just realizing that girls do appreciate my candor. i’m more about open-relationships and less expectations (but my current locale doesnt really afford me much of a swimming pool {did that analogy make sense}). i’m still young and said i wont get married until i am 35 (at which point hopefully my contract goes through and this woman with perfect genes IMO will take my demon seed and get me a mini-me).

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Inconclusion, the answer to the question Why dont some guys understand??

with guys its rarity to find one that is hard-wired “CORRECTLY”, we all have malfunctions and our warranties usually only last 90 days. at which point you live with your brand new used man doll, buy upgrades for him in hopes of better performance, or you give him to Goodwill.

see with me i’m that doll that at first glance could be the doll you play with everyday and take places and have play with your other dolls, but then i pass the 14-day return policy and you realize that i’m the doll you keep in the underwear drawer, under the mattress, next to the tub, or in your travel purse. (now that was an AWESOME analogy).

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ps. that was more for me than for you.

pps. thanks for reading this far.[/b]